By Brendan McLaughlin
If tonight's cable network coverage of the Democratic Convention is typical of what we can expect through Thursday, I'm going to C-Span for the duration. Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews were embarrassing in their almost weepy reverence for the proceedings. Personally, I was moved at Ted Kennedy's gritty performance in the wake of his life threatening brain surgery. I thought Michelle Obama's speech was artful and compelling. But if I were anchoring the coverage from Denver (and I dearly wish I were) I would strive to convey the emotion of the evening with at least a couple degrees of distance. After Michelle Obama's speech, Olbermann actually conceded that he could not comment without sounding sycophantic and turned it over to Matthews. Cowboy up, Keith. You're working.

Flipping over to Fox takes you from fawning to farcical. I tuned in just in time to hear Fred Barnes concede through clenched teeth that it was a pretty good speech, but "it wasn't the Gettysburg Address". You got admire Fred's standards. Chris Wallace on the convention floor, as if controlled by some kind of brain-bot kept saying it was a "wasted evening" for the Democrats.
Care to bet that MSNBC and Fox will switch places in Minneapolis next week?
Olbermann on MSNBC: "Joe Lieberman gives me spastic colon. Chris, you take it."
Barnes on Fox: "Schwarzenegger is Lincoln with an Austrian accent."